• How To Write Your Thesis Paper!

    2005-05-10

    Tag：看世界

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    Scene: It's a fine beautiful day in the forest;
    and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow,
    typing away on his lap top.

    Along comes a fox, out for a walk.

    Fox:    "What are you working on?"
    Rabbit: "My Thesis paper to graduate from University."
    Fox:    "Hmmmmm. What is it about?"
    Rabbit: "Oh, I'm writing about how rabbits eat foxes."
            (There is an incredulous pause)
    Fox:    "That's ridiculous!
            Any fool knows that rabbits don't eat foxes!"
    Rabbit: "Come with me and I'll show you!"

    They both disappear into the rabbit's burrow.
    After a few minutes, gnawing on a fox bone,
    the rabbit returns to his lap top and resumes
    typing. Soon a wolf comes along and stops to
    watch the hard working rabbit.
    (Tippy-tap, tippy-tap, tippy-tippy-tap).

    Wolf:    "What's that you are writing?"
    Rabbit:  "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eats wolves."
            (loud guffaws).
    Wolf:    "You don't expect to get such garbage
            published, do you?"
    Rabbit:  "No problem. Do you want to see why?"

    The rabbit and the wolf go into the burrow,
    and again the rabbit returns by himself.
    This time he is patting his stomach.
    He goes back to his typing.
    (Tippy-tap, tippy-tap, tippy-tippy-tap).

    Finally a bear comes along and asks,
    Bear:   "What are you doing?"
    Rabbit: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eats bears."
    Bear:   "Well that's absurd!"
    Rabbit: "Come into my home and I'll show you."

    SCENE: Inside the rabbit's burrow. In one corner,
    there is a pile of fox bones. In another corner is a
    pile of wolf bones. On the other side of
    the room a huge lion is belching and picking his teeth.

    THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
    -----------------------
    It doesn't matter what you choose for a thesis topic.
    It doesn't matter what you use for your data.
    It doesn't even matter if your topic makes sense.
    What matters is who you have for a thesis advisor.

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  • I like it!:)
    soaringinsky | 发表于2005-05-17 14:14:09 [回复]